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About the same time that Hanson was in Tampa, Fla for a concert, serious cases of missing balls began to be reported all over the area. The Florida governer stated, "We think we know who is responsible for this mess. We may have to make a protection team for all the balls." Hanson revealed their secret to the world right after the concert. Right before they left the state, all of a sudden balls were missing everywhere. As soon as they got back to Oklahoma, their home state, areas in Tulsa began to report missing balls. We had an interview with the three brothers about the balls coincidence. The interviewer was a girl, just in case Hanson had a craving for balls. She asked them, "Have their been any snatchings between the family?" Zack seemed very excited with this question. He answered, "Well as a matter of fact, ya! I ate Taylor's, Taylor ate Ike's, and Ike ate mine! We didn't want our dad to get mad at us so we left him alone." Isaac said, "Soon we had to eat our little brothers' balls because everyone else in the neighborhood, well, we already had a feast." According to the law over 209,764 balls are missing.

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